2. Faux Lesbians.

It's really not that cool to act like something you aren't. Black, smart, strong or gay.
The women really take the cake on this one. It has become insanely popular to act as a lesbian to try and impress guys or act sexy. Usually the actees are whores and are treated as they should be.
It's not sexy. There is nothing less sexy than watching two girls make-out and that be the end of it. If you are going to do it, just fucking do it. I'd have more respect for you and know there is no chance I'm going to fuck you. My lesbian counterpart will hopefully expand on this.

1. Darfur. And the people attempting to save it.

I'm not going to say I am a huge supporter of genocide, but these dumb ass people and children wearing Darfur approved clothing are making it seem like a good idea. Every 8-10 years a new country/region needs saved, then it is forgotten about. Remember the Bosnian genocide, of course not, that was sooo 10 years ago. Are they even a country anymore???

Plus look it up, they are blaming the Genocide in Darfur on global warming. Seriously. Whenever I get hot, I get tired, not angry and violent. Plus I am always angry and violent and I haven't started the Pittsburgh genocide.

It's not the genocide that angers me, sad and inhumane I know. It's the celebrity causes, caused by this. I don't want some stupid flake of a celebrity talking about this, I want them to do what they are good at, being retarded, going in and out of rehab and getting in car wrecks. Plus once someone see's a disease ridden actress wearing a "Save Darfur" t-shirt, they all have to jump on board, get herpes and a t-shirt.

So next time you see someone wearing a "Save Darfur" t-shirt, please ask them where Darfur is located.